Is it egg salad? NO. Is it pȃté? I mean yes, sort of … but not in the traditional sense because this is made with tofu. WAIT. Don’t leave … give it a second. Because this is really, REALLY, good.
Years ago I served this tofu pȃté as an appetizer and one gentleman almost lost his mind because he swore it was, “… the best egg salad …” he had ever had. LOL. I didn’t tell him. I mean why would I? Yes, yes, eventually, but not that night. And so he ate. And he raved. And I swooned.
Honestly, this is a staple to serve with crackers as a snack, or on a bagel or toast for breakfast. It’s loaded with good protein and the taste is divine. Easy peasy … here’s how to make it.
Tofu pȃté
TOTAL TIME: 15 minutes
- 8 oz block firm tofu
- 1-2 celery stalks, chopped (I use 2 because I like it crunchy)
- 2 Tbs parsley, chopped
- 4 Tbs sweet onion, finely chopped
- 1/3 cup mayo, preferably Veganise
- 1 tsp Dijon mustard
- 1 tsp nutritional yeast
- 1 tsp salt, preferably sea salt
- 1/4 tsp tumeric
Put everything in a Cuisinart or blender and pulse. You don’t want to over blend, it should have some texture (see photo for consistency). And that’s all there is.